It's been awhile since I've seen rappers that can rival the talents of the legendary Eli, but today I think I've found two guys that could challenge him for the title of best freestyle rapper in the world. If you haven't seen Eli's epic battle against Envy, you need to watch that first. Here's the link. He got robbed by the judges, but I still view him as the best. Below are the guys I would like him to face, if he ever decides to come out of retirement.
Challenger #1: Urban Rage
How many people do you know that can freestyle for 4 minutes straight on their first try? Probably none. This guy's got really sick flow. His rhymes are fast but the words he spits are easy to understand, and that's a quality many rappers are lacking.
Challenger #2: ???? (aka The Boss)
Don't know this rapper's name so let's just call him The Boss, because he is the BOSS. He is a certified P-I-M-P. This dude knows how to throwdown. One word that describes his style is "dirty". Listen to his rhymes and you'll know why. He's definitely a guy I would not want to mess with.
I would pay to see these guys battle Eli. I don't think they have a chance at beating him, but it would be fun to see them try.
Til the next episode... Peace
Raf
Great post. Rap battles are the pinnacle of negativity and ignorance. And well.....they're gay.
ReplyDeleteHere's one translated and dissected.
http://doodiepants.com/2009/12/02/rap-battle-translated-into-english-sucker-punch-finale/
LMFAO IM DEAD WAT HAPPEN TO ELI DA NIGGA ENVY THOUGHT HE WAS KILLING IT BUT ELI HIT HIM WIT THE GAY PARADE PUNCHLINE XD
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